Hey you!!
I already made a shop you vile demon!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
*Gd sits down*
Hey it's not to bad in here, i geuss i couldn't get you to get me some coffee while your up? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I hardly have time to stop in and spit in your coffee this morning, I've got to run to the penitentiary. Ol' Uncle Arthur was apprehended by the local constabulary this weekend for unlawful carnal relations with a scarecrow! Don't worry, its nothing weird, it was a girl scarecrow. Anyway, the good news is that the only witness, Ethel Montebank, fainted dead away from the shock after reporting it to the authorities, and if she doesn't come 'round in the next week or so, they will have to drop the charges. Since she is 97 years young, and in light of her many infirmities, such as the mange, I think there is a pretty good chance she won't be testifying against Arthur. Not, of course, that we wish her anything but a speedy recovery! Its just that...well...we need Arthur on the farm...he does a better job of scaring off the birds than his girlfriend. Er...scarecrow.
Oh, yeah, I found these in the alley out back. Well, not so much "found" as "prised from the surprisingly firm grip of a filthy hobo". *Puts box of donuts on the counter*
Hey you!!
I already made a shop you vile demon!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
*Gd sits down*
Hey it's not to bad in here, i geuss i couldn't get you to get me some coffee while your up? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]eek.gif[/img] DA actually brought the donuts [img]eek.gif[/img]
*faints*
Morning Mort.
I wouldn't trust those donuts, you never know where that vile demon got them from or whats in them.
Mine was here first!
...and I didn't so much "bring donuts" as I "stole donuts from a starving, helpless man", which is really more my style.
*hands GD a steaming cup of..."coffee"*
*waves smelling salts under Mort's nose*
Hi people
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i see the dukes of hazzard dvd is out, and it's still plays on the country music channel and getting very good ratings.
The orignal cast is pissed off that they werent asked to be in or help with the new movie.
I despise that program with a loathing sensible persons might reserve for such things as fresh dog doo on a white carpet. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Gd grabs paper swats DA*Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
I despise that program with a loathing sensible persons might reserve for such things as fresh dog doo on a white carpet. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
Bad demon bad demon!!
*shreds paper to ribbons, takes three of GD's finger with it* Not me. I was comparing that celebration of inbred white-trash you call a television program to animal waste. Geez. You must not be awake yet. And do something about all that blood you are getting on the floor, will you? [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 02, 2005 08:13 AM: Message edited by: -Dark Angel- ]</font>
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